My friends say I am socially awkward. I choose to disagree. I sometimes say things that might be inappropriate. If this makes me awkward, then I am proud of it. This is my life.
I don't think I have ever had HBO- don't even know what shows are on anymore. Good luck with that, however I do think you'd be more likely to find a boyfriend at church :)
I agree with Fancy on the church thing. But, until then, maybe a vampire from Trueblood would suffice?