Here is what you have missed:
I made a poor decision.
The young gentleman upstairs took a bath and when he began to drain his tub, the water came pouring through the vent in my ceiling and also caused a portion of my ceiling to fall. (The white board is covering the hole.)
I went to Birmingham to celebrate the Daniel family and show my support for colon cancer awareness by participating in the Rumpshaker 5k.
I sang RESPECT at a karaoke club. Needless to say, another woman was there, who was under the impression that she was better than I. (I think not.)
Debbie is the only woman in the world who can convince me to eat a sandwich with multiple layers of meat and olives. Oh how I love Deb's Muffalattas!
And finally: I GOT AN A IN MY VERY FIRST CLASS IN GRADUATE SCHOOL!